Livin' a SD Life in a HD World

Lately I've been enjoying the wonders of HD entertainment... vicariously through someone else's HDTV and Blu-ray player. I have to say... I'm sold. I've had a chance to see some new movies (Incredible Hulk, Rob Zombie's Halloween, Iron Man), old movies (The Searchers, The Warriors, A Clockwork Orange), and animated films (Kung-Fu Panda, Wall-E), and I have to say they've all looked pretty great. It makes you want to watch all your favorite films over and over again. See and HEAR them (uncompressed audio) in a whole new way. I was especially knocked over by The Searchers and today Wall-E. The colors just pop! The detail and the fine grain (in the Searchers' case) is beautiful.

I was one of those people that really didn't get too worked up when HD first came out. HD content at the time just wasn't really available. But now with Blu-ray winning the HD software war and most satellite and cable companies offering HD channels, I really can't wait to jump in head first... I've actually already started buying Blu-ray movies (The Godfather Trilogy and Wall-E) and I don't have a Blu-ray player yet!

Ah, yes, you see, it's still not cheap to acquire all the things you need to watch all the lovely lovely HD programs and movies. Well, not cheap to me anyway. I mean if I just wanted the TV and Blu-ray player, that's 2 and a half months pay... if I got the shit on sale! That's not even counting monthly HD satellite/cable fees or the still way too pricey Blu-ray discs (they're running about 10 dollars more expensive than the same DVD titles). Not in the budget of the average book seller.

I admit I have a bit of the HD fever right now. Looking on the Internet for deals on TVs and players knowing that I can't really afford it. But as a movie lover, it's hard not to be tempted. It's worth it alone just for the Kubrick movies. I know that if somehow someway I did end up with all the shiny equipment, I probably would buy as many BDs and as I did DVDs. I mean DVDs are so cheap now, but BDs, like I said, not so much. Still... the classics are always worth upgrading. I mean I can't wait for Lawrence of Arabia, Wizard of Oz, Psycho, Seven Samurai, and others to hit HD.

And then there's December 9th...

Revenge of the Blog

It's been two months since my last blog, but it's not for lack of anything worth talking about. I just haven't had Internet. But now I do and I'm ready to spill...

First off, I'm probably the worst at self-promotion. Even without Internet, I should have found a way to get this out there. But anyway... Back in September, Fort Worth Weekly released its Best of 2008 issue. I was selected as the Critic's Choice for Best Local Filmmaker. To be honest, it gave me a bit of a charge to see something like that in print. I've never really had any local recognition. I have to thank Steve from Darth Vato for his influence there. You can still read the article here: It's about 2/3 down. Or read it here:

Local Filmmaker
Readers’ choice: Chad Feehan
Critic’s choice: Jose Juan Sauceda
Yeah, yeah, we know. Austin is set to be the next cinema hotbed. For like the past 10 years. But you know what? Cowtown births plenty of talented indie filmmakers of its own. One such is up-and-comer Jose Juan Sauceda, a prize-winning graduate of the RTVF department at the University of North Texas and master of gritty DIY shorts. Working primarily in horror, Sauceda has a keen eye for clever shots of knife-wielding psychos and an even sharper one for subtle jabs of visual wit. Plus, he pretty much does it all: writing, directing, editing, and presumably catering. Watch out when someone wises up and gives him a budget!

Finally finished up an editing job that I was working on for Don Young's Felliniana website. It's a website for Fellini fans. He also owns the largest collection of Fellini film posters. The video was shot by someone else a couple of years ago when he had the posters on display at the old Modern.



Kim and I went to the opening night film for the 2nd Annual Lone Star International Film Festival last night. It was called Sunshine Cleaning with Amy Adams, Emily Blunt, and Alan Arkin. I like it. Made me want to go to the rest of festival, but I somehow got scheduled to work so that I miss everything that I want to see. Including all the Sidney Lumet films. But if you're free, you should definitely go.

I'll insert this here now: The screenplay that I wrote a few months back, the one I sent around to a few contests, made it to the second round of the Austin Film Festival. That's about it. But I've been letting a few more people read it lately and feel that making it next year is becoming more of a reality. And if you're one that looks for signs in life, check this out...
My sister asked me back when I wrote it that if I were to cast known actors in it, who would I pick for the two female leads. My top two choices were Eliza Dushku (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, True Lies) and Melonie Diaz (Be Kind Rewind, Guide to Recognizing Your Saints).


Well, in a weird twist of fate, my sister may be working with Eliza Dushku's mom and Melonie Diaz is in town for the festival. Not that I think anything is going to come from these coincidences, but I just find it interesting.

There's still lots more to talk about but I don't want to overload you. I'll try and start writing a bit more regularly again.

Waiting for a YES

Well, it has been a couple of months since my last blog. A lot and not so much going on.

On the movie-making front, it's been hit and miss. I just haven't been inspired to really work on anything. I'm finishing up an editing job (I'll post it later), but it's not mine. Ya know? I did start working on a new script, but it's stalled since I still don't have a laptop (or Internet) and have to wait until I can use other people's computers. I've written the first draft on paper. I know.

I'm also still working on that "surprise" thing I mentioned last blog. Frankly, I'm a perfectionist and it takes me forever to feel like I'm ready to unveil something.

As you may remember, I submitted a screenplay into five contests/fellowships/workshops. I got the "NO" from the Nicholl's Fellowship and the Sundance Screenwriter's Lab. Those were my long shots, but it still kinda stung a bit. Yesterday I got a letter from the Austin Film Festival. I made it to the second round, but didn't make the semi-finals. Which I guess for my first screenplay isn't that bad. They received over 4000 submissions and only 12% made it to the second round. But I had high hopes for that particular festival. That still leaves Final Draft's Big Break and Slamdance.

So about this time a year I start feeling down about the whole film making business. But luckily, also about this time of year, something usually happens to make me realize this is what I want to do. Last year it was the Lone Star International Film Festival job that did it. The year before that was having "Anniversary" air on the Independent Film Channel. So right now I'm waiting for a "YES." That thing that will keep me going. I probably won't see it coming. I never do.

Lastly, I want to write about The Galaxy Drive-in in Ennis. I maybe have blogged about this last year, but it warrants another write-up.

My girlfriend and I went Wednesday night and saw to very drive-in appropriate movies -- Death Race and Tropic Thunder. If you've never been, you should seriously consider going. It's $6 for a double feature, fully stocked snack bar (they have Dipping Dots ice cream!), and if you've got a good car stereo system, better sound than you might think. I always have a great time when I go.

P.S. Death Race was actually pretty entertaining. My girlfriend, who has seen Mamma Mia three times mind you, loved it. She said "Oh, snap!" like 37 times.

Okay, not a great blog but there ya go.

I Ain't Dead Yet!

It's been over a month since my last blog, but not out of laziness. Quite the opposite. Busy as all hell. I'll try and condense all the goings ons so this won't be another epic blog.

Got a job. Working at Half Price Books now. I was offered a temp position for the summer. I took it. Needed the money. A week later they offered me a full time gig. I took it. It's a great place to work. You're guaranteed 40 hours a week, sweet discounts, and benefits unlike I've ever received at any retail job. And the people there are awesome too. So, bonus points.

While I was doing that, I was also editing a movie/play called "The Boxer and the Blonde" for the Butterfly Connection. It was written by Rob Bosquez and directed by Adam Dietrich. It's a project that is 60% video and 40% stage. I basically had two weeks to edit an hour of footage (12 hours of raw footage). I usually spend a week on 2-3 minutes of footage. It was crazy stressful. I just couldn't give it 100% and that drives me nuts. In the end, it came out okay by my own standards. I saw the live show during its second weekend and thought it was great despite the limitations of time and budget. I look forward to working with those guys again.

In between all that, I saw Girl In A Coma twice. Once in San Antonio and again in Dallas. The Dallas show was the second most memorable GIAC show so far. It was at Sue Ellen's, a lesbian bar. I went with my girlfriend and my sister. It was pretty cool. The band was great. They had new t-shirts so we stocked up. During the show, the manager or the owner (or Sue Ellen herself, not sure) got up on stage and blotted the sweat from the girls' brows and then tossed the towel into the crowd. Girls pounced on it. Two girls got in a tug of war fight over it. I think neither wanted to give in so they ended up holding on to one end of the towel for the rest of the show. Another tipsy girl was in the front row next to us and kept yelling "Eternity!" We didn't know what she was talking about. Even Nina, the lead singer, wasn't sure. "We don't have a song called 'Eternity'." It wasn't until they played their encore that it became clear. They have a song called "Celibate Now" and Nina usually book ends it with the Ritchie Valens song "We Belong Together." And if you've never heard it, it goes "We belong together for eternity..." I think "Eternity" is the new code word for "Celibate Now." Oh, and Wanda Sykes was there.


Not much going on in the movie biz. I won't hear back from any of the competitions until late August or later. I am working on a project that is connected to my script, but more on that later. Should be cool though.

And I'm finally getting rid of that post tour weight. I lost a few pounds on the GEM Tour but as soon as I was back home with real food, I just packed 'em on. But I'm down almost 15lbs and getting close to my fighting weight.

Tonight's my 10 year high school reunion. Weird.

Lastly, I went on the game show WHATTA YA THINK?! It went well. I came in second. But I was robbed! The last question is like a Final Jeopardy question. You bet points and write out your answer. The last question is a logic problem. So I wrote out my answer AND the logic that led me to it. I got it right. Well, the girl that won had the right answer, but just guessed. No logic to the logic problem. Eh. I had fun and got some chewy vitamins out of the deal.

I guess that's it for now. I kinda want to do a short film for the Lone Star International Film Festival this year, but unless something really motivates me to write, not sure I will. I just don't want to toss something together that I don't believe in. Have to see. I'll keep you posted.

RIP George Carlin.

Job Hunting

I hate job hunting. I've applied and/or called over a dozen places so far without much of a response. I've hit up Half Price Books, Lone Star Comics, Movie Trading Company, the Independent School District (as a substitute), and various other places. A flew places are looking for summer help, but I'm sure they'd rather higher a high school kid or a young college student that will take minimum wage without much of a fuss. Though at this point, I wouldn't put up much of a fuss either. We'll see how it goes.

I'm probably going to enter Slamdance's screenplay competition... if I can't scrounge up the $40 to apply.

Saw Baby Mama and Iron Man this last week. Baby Mama was the Mother's Day movie. I really wanted it to be funny, but it just wasn't. All the best moments are in the trailer. Hopefully Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will get better material to work with in the future. Can't really say anything bad about Iron Man. I really enjoyed it. I thought Robert Downey, Jr. did a great job. And if you haven't seen it yet, stay until the end of the credits to get an extra chance to nerd out.

Picked up an application to the Rave while I was there.

Had some Pho Ga at a new-ish Vietnamese place just outside Ridgemar Mall. I think it's called Pho Little Saigon. Good stuff, and the staff was really friendly. They don't have as many options as some other places, but they have the basics. I recommend it.

Jammin' on the one!

A lot going on. I'll try to catch you up.

Leading up to the 29th, I was finally getting a lot of feedback from the few people I gave my script to. After the first person put their notes out there, it created a snowball effect. I'm so thankful to everyone that took the time to do so. All the notes were really helpful and I know I have a better script for it.

April 29 -- Spent the day finalizing my script. Last second modifications, checking for spelling errors, grammar, etc. That night I went to buy paper to print out copies of the script for competitions. I also picked up some card stock for the covers and envelopes for the mail-outs. What I didn't buy were brass fasteners/brads because I already had a box...

I have to add this here. When you're writing a screenplay at this level -- trying to get an agent or sell your script -- there are a lot of rules you have to play by. Your script has to be nearly perfect. And not just the words you write, but how you write them. And even beyond that, how you present it. You have to show that you at the very least know the proper way to bind a script. The proper way being three holes with two or three solid brass brads, 1.25 inches to 1.5 inches depending on the length of your script. You're not supposed to give a reader any excuse to not like your script before they even open it up.

We also went to the final screening of the Green Eyed Monster movie tour. Kim, a couple of friends, and I met up with Gabe at the Studio Movie Grill in Addison. Our friends hadn't seen the film before. They dug it. Gabe talks more about it on his blog. Speaking of which, if you haven't noticed (can't remember if I've mentioned it), there are links to other relevant blogs and websites in the column on the right for easy access.

April 30 -- Woke up and did one last polish of the script then started printing everything out. That's when I noticed it. The brads I had were brass-PLATED. Not solid brass. And they had pointed ends, not ROUNDED. Fuck! What to do? What to do? Time was ticking away. It was already close to 5PM. The postmark deadline was May 1st, so I decided to hold off sending and try to find the right brads. But I did register my script with the WGA.

May 1 -- My gf called every office supply store in the area... Not a one carried SOLID brass brads. They only had brass-plated. What to do? What to do? I just needed two! I was applying for the Nicholl Fellowship and the Sundance Institutes's Screenwriters Lab. Only Nicholl required a full script. Then I remembered that a couple of screenplays I bought were bound with brads. I pulled out a couple and put my script together. I had another copy to send to the U.S. Copyright Office, but I just used the brass-plated brads for that one since it didn't matter. It felt good to see my script printed out, with cover, and bound together. When I print out drafts, they're usually two per page, doubled-sided, so it's not the same. My gf helped me address the envelopes and get everything ready. We hit the post office and mailed everything off.

I have to mention how much stress I was under. If it was just the script I had to worry about, I might have been fine, but there was much more than that. Sundance only wanted the first five pages of the script, but they also wanted a cover letter, resume, bio, and 2-page synopsis. You can imagine how much work I put into those. They judge you more on those attachments than your script. I know I don't have the most impressive resumes, so I tried my best to highlight some of my more unique projects -- The GEM Tour being one of them. Thanks to VJ for her help with all the paperwork.

There was a bit of a relief after that. Now it's just a waiting game. But I wasn't quite done. I still had to enter the Austin Film Festival's Screenwriting Competition and Final Draft's Big Break contest. Final Draft wanted a digital copy, so no worries about printing one out. AFF wanted a hard copy, but I still didn't have the right brads. The deadline is the 15th, so that gave me more time. I went online and found that Office Depot had them (online only). The last few things I've read say to get Acco Brand #5 or #6. You'd be surprised how hard it is to find them. Most of these major chain stores have their own brands now. So I ordered them. $5 for one box, $6 for the other. The kicker was that with tax and shipping, it cost over $20. Good thing they'll probably last me a long time.

I got the brads a couple of days ago. There was one HUGE box and one small box. When I opened up the big box, it was loaded with paper and packing material. The brads were in a tiny box in the corner. Seemed like a waste. They could have put both boxes of brads in the little box. I'll try and post a picture of the ridiculousness later.

During all of this, I was also looking for a job. I went to a bunch of places, picking up applications. It's hard to explain that I've been working as a freelance filmmaker the last two years that's why there's a hole in my work history. We'll see how it goes.

So yesterday I mailed off my entry to AFF. That one could be interesting if I win. They have a bonus award that could mean a production company offer to make your script into a film. I also digitally sent my entry to Final Draft. In total that's four competitions. I'll keep everyone posted.

In other news, Kim and I were both selected to be contestants on Whatta Ya Think?! Kim does her show on June 8th, and mine is June 21st. Should be fun.

I went to a table reading of the play "The Boxer and the Blonde" by Rob Bosquez. It's a play that incorporates video segments. I was "hired" to edit the videos. I say "hired" but it's more of a volunteer job. It's being put on by the Butterfly Connection. Everyone there seemed cool. The director Adam Dietrich is the one that contacted me about it. The writer wasn't there tonight though. His material is interesting so I look forward to meeting him. I think he's acting in a play at the Rose Marine Theater this weekend called Lincoln Heights. Kim and I might go.

I guess that's it for now. A few other things in the air. I'll write more about those soon. Keep checking in. I'll try and update more frequently.

Whatta Ya Think?!

Since we're talking puzzles...

Another friend of mine is trying to get the word out on this game show she is working on. It's called WHATTA YA THINK?!

They're having audtions for it May 1st in Fort Worth. Here's what she had to say about the show:

Contestants Needed for “Whatta Ya Think?!” TV Game Show In Fort Worth.

Think you are a pretty smart cookie? A brainiac? Find out how smart you are and also how to stay smart by auditioning for the Veria networks’ game show, “Whatta Ya Think?!”.

This isn’t about trivia, 5th graders or luck. Our questions are based on brain research and how to keep our minds sharp. “ Whatta Ya Think?!” contestants solve math, visual and language puzzles while viewers play along at home.

We are looking for high energy, telegenic people from 18-80 who enjoy healthy competition and a healthy lifestyle who want to continue learning and staying sharp throughout their lifetimes.

Try sample questions at www.amediapro.biz/whattayathink.html

Auditions
Must be 18 years or older.

Bring your self, answer questions and have fun!
Free gift with audition.

May 01
4 pm-7 pm (it will take 30min)

Location:
3115 Erie
Fort Worth, Tx 76112

John H.
Reynolds
Producer
Abernethy Media Professionals, Inc.

John@amediapro.biz
214-660-4444

GEM Homecoming

A couple of things...

Gabriel and the Green Eyed Monster truck will be returning home this Wednesday, April 30th for that last stop on the tour. There will be a FREE screening at the Studio Movie Grill in Addison at 7:30PM. So if you're in the DFW area and haven't seen it yet, or want to see it again, come out and bring your friends.

Also, GEM is now featured on UNT's homepage. It's an all new article, so go and read it. It'll be there through Wednesday.

Sorry for the short post. Still writing my ass off trying to get my screenplay and all other materials ready for May 1st deadlines. Not much time left. I'll write all about it later.

$500 Video Puzzle

Gabriel Barboza, writer/director of the indie horror film "Green Eyed Monster," has launched a NEW $500 Video Puzzle that anyone can play. He's calling it PROJECT: VIRAL. Below is the video explaining it and the actual video puzzle.

You can go to the main website (www. greeneyedmonstermovie. com) for more details.

Gabriel is trying to get as many people to play as possible. We're trying to see if we can make the video go "viral," spreading it to as many people as we can. So share the video with friends and family, people who like puzzles and/or just want to win $500.

If you have a digg, del.icio.us, or another sharing account, please add the video to it.

Project: Viral

Gabriel's new promotion technique. Check it out below, and make sure to go the the Green Eyed Monster website on Monday (4.21.08).

Ollie Johnston

Ollie Johnston, the last of the Disney "Nine Old Men," died yesterday. He was 95. If his name isn't familiar to you, his work no doubt is. He helped create many of the Disney classics; such as, "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," "Bambi," "Fantasia," and various others. His name is usually coupled with Frank Thomas who passed away in 2004.

I first became aware of the two when I rented a movie called "Frank and Ollie" a few years ago. It's a documentary about the pair of animators. I recommend watching it. It gives you an appreciation for the artistry that goes into creating an animated film. I used to have a copy of it on VHS, but I donated it to my high school art teacher. I'd like to watch it again.

If you own Pixar's "The Incredibles," towards the end of the movie, during the big battle, there are two old men sitting on a bench commenting on the action -- Frank and Ollie.

Maybe I'll watch "Bambi" tonight.

Which Lie Did I Tell?

I can't write, so I'm writing here instead.

Here's the deal -- I "finished" a screenplay that I plan on submitting to a few screenwriting competitions. Sundance Screenwriting Workshop, Nicholl's Fellowship, Final Draft's Big Break, and Austin Film Festival's Screenplay contest. In addition, I'm going to use it to apply for the Texas Filmmaker Production Fund. The thing is that it's not as easy as just writing a script, filling out an application, paying the fee, and mailing it off. Not that writing a script is easy by an stretch. And I guess some competitions are like that, but others demand more. I have to write a 2 page synopsis of the script, a cover letter, and resume/bio just to enter the Sundance Workshop. Doesn't sound that difficult, but trying to summarize a 120 page script into just 2 pages -- double spaced -- isn't exactly easy.

And trying to sell myself and the script in letters and bios and resumes...? Well, that's not that easy either. Especially right now. There's a moment when you first finish a script when you feel accomplished, triumphant, joyous... Then the doubt starts creeping in. Is this good? Will people like it? Did I just waste 4 years of my life? (That's when the idea first came to me. I've really only been writing it on "paper" for a few months.) In other words, your self-esteem takes a big hit. What's worse is that I gave the screenplay to a few close friends to read and give me feedback, and I still haven't heard from any of them. Not that I think that means it's so bad that don't want to tell me. And I know they have lives, and it's hard to set aside a couple of hours to sit and read... But still, everyday that passes, I just feel more and more stuck. I can't really do anything else to the script until I get feedback. I've read it so many times, it doesn't mean anything to me. I can't see the forest for the trees. So I don't know if it's good or bad. But I know it needs work in places. And that's what kills. Knowing that I'm running out of time (deadlines are May 1st), and there's nothing to fix. I know I'm going to have to probably just submit what I have, knowing there are flaws and just hope that it's good enough.

There's just a lot of pressure on me right now. My funds are all but dry, I don't have a job, I've got student loans to pay every month, and I'm about to drop about $200 on these contests that may not yield any results worth mentioning. But I have to do it. I have to. I have to make this movie. I know that. I need to make it. And having a little prize money or recognition would certainly help. But what if it's all for nothing? It'll hurt to be sure, but I've dealt with the rejection that comes with the business even this far down the ladder.

I attended the Austin Film Society's workshop on the TFPF a couple of days ago. I went last year, but didn't really have anything to apply for. This year, I had my script. Of course, even with just a script, I pretty much have to come up with my entire budget and production schedule before June 2nd. (I'm not even planning on shooting until the summer of '09!) Something I've never done. I think my most expensive movie to date was about $200. I know people put thousands of dollars into their short films, but I've never been able to commit to that. I just couldn't see the point. If I'm going to raise that kind of money, I'd rather put it towards a feature. And I've suffered somewhat for that choice. None of my shorts have really taken off. "Anniversary" doing the best by screening at a couple of small film festivals and on IFC.

But I guess, I shouldn't blame budget for that. The stories are what they are. Still, I think there's a strange stigma when it comes to budget. Have you ever tried to ask an indie filmmaker how much their budget was? They skate around it like they were Nancy Kerrigan or something. Most never want to declare it. Probably for the fear of someone saying "You spent that much on that?" It's going to be an interesting application process that's for sure.

The workshop was hosted by Brian Poyser. A filmmaker himself. He had his movie Dear Pillowscreened at last year's Lone Star International Film Festival. He also won an award. He's a cool guy. I talked to him briefly after the workshop. Only four filmmakers showed up (that's including me, and two were partners). So, we got what boiled down to one-on-one treatment.

This is just a big pile of words, but I'm okay with that.

West and Clear posted a video I edited for the 2007 Prairie Fest. This year's fest is a little more than a week away, so they're trying to promote it.

The Green Eyed Monster truck broke down again in Arizona. Looks like it's the starter. Gabe'll get it fixed, but it's going to cost.

I'm watching Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Five points to the person that can link it to the title of this blog.

New Videos

There are two new videos to watch in case you haven't seen them already. The first is Gabriel's latest vlog. He talks about heading west by his lonesome. And the second is an interview we did at Texas Fear Fest 2. We didn't think it was posted anywhere, but I guess it was uploaded at the end of March. Enjoy.





And here are a few excerpts from Gabe's blog:

"So the "second leg" of the tour is officially in motion and I'm in Albuquerque, NM. There were a few changes and cancellations that threw me off a little but I'm here at the New Mexico State Fair promoting Green Eyed Monster. I love New Mexico."

"The mountains are amazing. People around here probably think I'm an idiot for staring at them so much but I can't help it. I grew up loving books like: MY SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN, CALL OF THE WILD, THE RIVER, HATCHET, etc. etc. So I keep imaging what the mountains are like on foot. I had a great view from my table all day today so when it got slow I just looked passed the crowds and up toward the mountains. I hate it every time I realize I'm a dork."

"...two Pueblo Indians who were selling homemade necklaces and bracelets next to me. These guys proved to be the most interesting part of the day (at the flea market anyway). We talked about all kinds of things and they also told me about a few Native American legends that sounded really cool. They even invited me and my wife out to their reservation during the annual FEAST DAY in August. They mentioned hiking in the wilderness, mountainside horseback riding, and really wanted to talk about old stories and superstitions that they felt belonged in a movie."

"When I left the truck would not start. The battery was dead...JUMPSTART DIDN'T WORK. The truck still didn't start and there I was again.: alone, the truck wouldn't start, and I didn't have a clue why. So I did what anyone would do. I TRIED EVERYTHING. I pulled out a hammer and crawled under the truck and started POUNDING at the starter. Then I tightened the cables on the battery as best I could. I even went to the fuse box to check things out...after doing all of this I got into the truck and crossed my fingers. IT STARTED."

North Texas Daily

The NT Daily article was published today. You can find it on the homepage at the bottom, or here: "Alumni take show on the road to promote thriller film"

Let us know what you think. Leave comments on their page.

Two Men Enter. One Man Leave.

So I have good news and bad news.

Good news: The second leg of the Green Eyed Monster Tour has begun!

Bad news: I'm not on it.

Now, before you start jumping to conclusions, let me say that me not going boils down to one very basic thing: MONEY. Or more specifically, the lack there of.

It was something that Gabriel and I knew was a possibility from almost the very start. Money was on our minds before, during, and after the trip. This whole tour was an unknown animal to both of us. We didn't know what to expect. And that's pretty much what we got: the unexpected... mostly in the form of expenses. Tires, gas cap, locks, gasoline, coffee, three squares, tools, Internet, showers, banners, mailings, traffic tickets... it all added up. When we got back, we discussed the possibility of Gabriel having to go it alone for the second leg of the tour. He was counting on a check from someone that owed him money to help with the West Coast leg, but it didn't come through. At least it didn't come through in time. We didn't blog about it because we were trying to stay positive and hoped that the money would get in. When it didn't, we made the tough choice of breaking up the band. Gabe couldn't afford to take me, and I couldn't afford to pay my own way.

It has its pros and cons to be sure, but it was the best solution considering the circumstances.

So Gabriel is on his way to New Mexico, and I'm here working on my script.

I will continue to blog. I'll repost highlights from Gabe's blog. I'll blog for him if he can't get to a WiFi spot. I'll post about my own project. So, keep checking in.

Gabe will also keep blogging on his own and videotaping.

And there is some more good news. We had another interview with the NT Daily today, and they will be publishing the article tomorrow. So, for those of you in Denton, pick up a copy. And for those of you that don't, not to worry, it will also be posted on their website. I'll link it tomorrow.

I'm sure there will be more good news to follow. I'm working on getting a screening in Fort Worth while he's gone. I'll keep you posted.

I had a lot of fun on the first leg of the tour (I'll never forget the experience) and wish Gabe the best of luck on the second leg. Please keep supporting Gabriel, Green Eyed Monster, and the Tour. He needs it more than ever now.

GIRL IN A COMA

Okay, this isn't really movie related, but any chance I get to promote this band, I do it.

GIRL IN A COMA is an all girl rock band from San Antonio that's signed to Joan Jett's Blackheart Records.

I discovered them a year ago and have been a big fan since then.

Here's some footage of one of their concerts that I shot:

"Clumsy Sky"


"Celibate Now"


Anyway, the reason for this post is that their album "Both Before I'm Gone" is on sale on iTunes for $5.99 right now as they're the Next Big Thing. So if you like what you hear, do yourself a favor and buy their album.

And on a personal note, all three girls are extremely nice. They've chatted with me at several shows and did me a HUGE favor while I was on the road. I didn't blog about it before since it was a secret, but now I can talk about. My gf's birthday fell while we were on the road, and so I wanted to make sure and get her something truly special for missing it. I contacted GIAC, and even though they were on tour at the time as well, they put together a gift basket for me and got it ready in time for her birthday. She flipped over it.

So check them out online, vote for them on Yahoo! Music, and definitely check them out live. I've seen them more than a few times and I've never been disappointed by a performance.

GIAC Fan 4 Life.

Burden of Dreams

Above are some photos that I've yet to post from the tour. Thought I'd put them in a slideshow for everyone.

Lots to talk about...

If you haven't seen "Burden of Dreams," the doc about Werner Herzog making "Fitzcarraldo," I highly recommend it. It's one of those my-film-is-falling-apart-and-I'm-losing-my-mind films.

Kim and I went to the Arts Goggle last Friday. We didn't get to spend a lot of time there, but we did walk around a bit and ended up meeting the guys from West and Clear. Kim kinda geeked out. She reads their blog everyday. I think she's much more impressed by local folk that she has given the status of celebrity in her own mind. She does it with chefs, bands, bloggers, etc. Anyway, they were nice guys.

We ate Lebanese & Italian food that night at Chadra. Neither of us had been there before, and because of the Arts Goggle, they had a special buffet so you could try everything on their menu. I have to say, fantastic food! I really loved their Heavenly Chicken. I can't describe it to you and do it justice. Kim's favorite food critic wrote about it in an article called "No Sharing in Heaven." You should read it. I also had the Almond Soda; very good.

I finally saw "I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With" by Jeff Garlin. It was good. Not great, but good.

Ric Flair retired.

I interviewed with the NT Daily. It's UNT's newspaper. It was a 40 minute phone interview about "Green Eyed Monster" and the tour. They're going to interview Gabriel as well, of course. We'll keep you posted as far as when they run it.

Spoke with GEM's cinematographer on the phone the other day. He was really impressed with the current press of the movie. Hopefully, the screening in L.A. will be as good as the Austin one, so he can see it blown up and looking good.

We went to the Speak Easy Saturday night to see Darth Vato and Pablo and the Hemphill 7 perform. Really, I went to see Darth Vato since I've emailed their bass player a few times about writing. They're a great live band. Definitely check them out.

Finished my screenplay. And by "finished" I mean that I'm ready to show it to a handful of people before I do some final polishing. I'm hoping to submit it to a few screenplay competitions and raise money to produce it.

We went to AFI Dallas last night to go see "Blood On The Highway" at the Magnolia. It turned out that it was sold out, but you could still get in the "rush line" and hope to get seated. We were numbers 11, 12, and 13. Well, after waiting more than hour they let in the first 10 people. One of the volunteers there told us they thought they'd be able to let in 5 more people. We waited... Someone on the walkie said they could seat 4 more people... Are you sure...? Yes... Wait... No, we're sending people back. So, we didn't make it in. But I'm glad Barak's film did so well. We ended up seeing "La Misma Luna (Under the Same Moon)." It was good. Sentimental though. I think Gabe can still make his and it wouldn't be the same thing.

A few more days until we hit the road again.

Second Leg of Tour Cancelled!

April Fool's, Rob!

The Boys Are Back In Town

Sorry for the lack of blogs lately. It’s been a mix of being-back-home lazy and the fact that going back to dial-up is like slow, painful death. But I should have my replacement wireless card on Monday or Tuesday.

Before I talk about being back home, I have to talk about Jackson, Tennessee for just a second.

We stopped there since it was the next city after Nashville that had a Starbucks. Once we got there, we figured out that it was a teenage hotspot. It was packed. We were lucky to find a table near the only outlet in the place and did some work. After awhile we ended up talking to a group of high schoolers sitting next to us. It was a group of three guys that were trying to figure out what to do with their night. They talked to some girls, left, came back, talked about going to Nashville… it was fascinating to watch really. But not just them, the other kids there too. We found out that the teens split their time between the Starbucks and the Sonic. A few of the guys asked us about the movie and Gabe ended up giving them copies. I think the funniest thing I heard was when we told them that we had just left a convention in Nashville and were heading home, one of the guys said: “I figured you had to be passing through. No one just comes to Jackson.”

Now we’re back and getting some rest, but also planning for the trek west. If you haven’t heard yet, the movie was featured in an article on Fangoria.com. They talked a lot about the movie and a bit about the tour. I’m not personally mentioned, but my photo is included. It’s the first bit of press we’ve received that has a direct connection to the tour. Hopefully, it won’t be the last.

When I first got home, my dog was tied up out back. I decided to see if she could sense if I was home, so I hid while she got let in. She sniffed me out in seconds. I think partly due to the fact that I hadn’t bathed in a couple of days. Speaking of which, there’s a lot to be said about showering in your own shower and… prepare for a bit more info than you need… using your own damn toilet!

It’s been a big recharge being back home. Seeing my girlfriend, my family, eating home cooked meals, playing with my pup, sleeping in my bed, not pumping caffeine directly into my veins… all good. But there’s also been plenty of work to do. Besides working on finishing the latest draft of my script, there has been a lot of work going into following up on leads on more publicity possibilities. I don’t want to get too specific too soon, but there might be more to say after the weekend.

Random stuff to get out of my brain:

It sucks that Jericho was cancelled… again!

I lost 7 pounds on the road, but I fully intend on putting it back on before we head for L.A.

I re-watched “Jason X” the other night. I think it holds up on repeat viewings. BTW, if you bring it up to Kane Hodder, make sure you call it “Jason Ten” and not “X.” He will correct you. Gabe found that out the hard way.

That is all.

28 Days Later

More or less.

So, Starbucks has plenty of outlets to plug your laptop into, but you have to pay to use their internet. McDonald's has free WiFi, but NO outlets. But McD's does have the cheaper coffee.

Pilot truck stops have the best coffee though. It's $1.29 for a 16 oz. cup and you get your choice of Kenyan, Colombian, Dark Roast, Intense Energy, Pilot House, Decaf, Hot Cocoa, Vanilla, Hazelnut, or Pumpkin Cappuccinos, Amaretto, Irish Cream, or French Vanilla flavored creamers, cool or room temp half and half, Splenda, Equal, or the real thing, and what seems to be a truck stop invention: STOK. It's a shot of caffeine that recommends you don't do more than two shots a day. We should have gotten the 36 oz unlimited refill mug for $15 that first day. When I think of all the coffee we could have been drinking 24/7... well, I get a bit emotional.

Last night was by far the coldest night in the back of the truck. I even bought my $5 blanket last night and it didn't really help that much. I'm thankful we missed any snow that might have hit us up north.

We ended up renting a movie called "Hack!" last night. Horrible. Though Gabe liked it more than "Hatchet." This one also had Kane Hodder in it; he's everywhere! But the star was Winne Cooper herself, Danica McKellar. She has not aged at all. It also featured Juliet Landau from Buffy and Angel. It was kind of a "Scream" rip off, but really poorly written. There was a foreign exchange student hot girl whose accent kept changing. So she was either from England, Spain, or the Bronx.

Didn't mention it yesterday because I had to break the news to my dad first, but the wireless card I borrowed from him broke yesterday morning. It was freak accident. We had my laptop in the back of the truck uploading some video when the wind or something shifted the weight of the truck and a few things fell over and pushed my laptop up against the side of the truck. It basically crushed the card. We spent an hour at an AT&T store in Knoxville seeing if they could fix it or replace it. It seemed like they were going to cut us a break at first but then the boss showed up and threw out accusations like "When did YOU break it?" So, it was going to cost $250 to replace it. Not what we wanted to hear. So we're doing without for now. We'll buy another one when we get back to Texas.

Battery about to die...

Just Words

I don't know how bands do this. How they can go on the road for extended periods of time traveling in a small vehicle always being around the same people eating fast food surviving on caffeine and sugar and grease turning your underwear inside out so you feel just a tad bit less disgusting...???

Woke up and took my first truck stop shower. Not as bad as it sounds. Was given a pin number and a shower assignment. Punched in my code and found myself in my own little bathroom with toilet, sink, shower, and a door that locks. I just lingered under the hot water. Might as well, it cost $10.

A whole aisle of TN souvenirs and no post cards?

A wasp almost killed me.

I might invest in a $5 truck stop blanket for tonight. That cold wood floor is killing me.

Watched "Once" on my computer last night. Great movie.

Gabe got us a free movie rental for tonight by buying an iced coffee at McD's. The cashier there asked about the truck.

The Full Moon Tattoo and Horror Convention is way different than the other cons we've been too. There's a reason that Tattoo is listed first. The vendor room is small and there was only one guy selling his own movie. Everyone else was selling comics, toys, posters, etc. Adrienne Barbeau walked by me.

We walked into another room and it was filled with people just getting tattooed. Like I Twittered, it smelled of blood and ink.

We handed out flyers and talked to a few people. We'll do more of the same tomorrow. Might hand out free copies to few people too. We treated ourselves to a free screening of "Friday the 13: Part 3." And by treated I mean suffered through it bravely. Lets face it, it's not exactly the best film in the series. But Jason does wear the hockey mask for the first time.

At another McD's writing blogs and using free WiFi.

I wore my "Bubba's Chili Parlor" t-shirt today.

Never mix different flavors of coffee in one big cup even if it is free.

I have no pictures today.

I have no video today.

I just have words.

Been working on my script. I'm 50% happy with it.

Girl In A Coma is a great band. You should listen to them.

I miss my girl. I miss my fam. I miss my puppy. I fantasize about my bed.

Quick Stop

37?!

Yesterday Gabriel and I left New York, making our way towards Nashville, Tennessee for the Full Moon Tattoo and Horror Festival. We decided before we left the east coast we'd swing by Leonardo, NJ and Red Bank, NJ to hit up the Quick Stop and RST Video where Kevin Smith shot "CLERKS" and his comic book shop Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash.

But of course once we decided to leave NY, we hit traffic for the first time. It should have only taken about an hour and a half to get to the Quick Stop, but instead it took us three hours.

Once we got there, we weren't sure it was the right place. It's a lot smaller in person than in the film. And the area looks boxed in. But once we went inside, we saw pictures and articles of Kevin Smith near the register. We asked the clerks if they get a lot of tourists. Yes. Yes, they do. Side note: because of the movie I kinda expected a couple of white dudes to be sitting back there, but nope, they were Indian. Anyway...

The store itself is pretty small too. I don't know how he was able to fit anything in there at all. They must have moved stuff around all the time while shooting.

I bought a "pack of cigarettes" and hoped to get a receipt that had the store name on it, but no such luck. (I don't smoke. Just a souvenir.)

We went outside a took some pictures and did a vlog. A young kid walked by and asked us if we were there just because of the movie. We told him we were and he got a kick out of it. He lived down the street and met a lot of people that did the same thing. It made me wonder if any of the neighborhood kids care that much that a movie was shot there. Like, to them it's just where they buy their energy drinks.

Unfortunately, because of the traffic we hit, we couldn't make it to the comic shop before it closed. I called earlier to check their hours and I'm rather certain that it was Walter (the "Egg Man" from CLERKS) that answered the phone. I knew that he ran it, but wasn't sure how often he was actually in the store. It would have been great to meet him and maybe get his autograph on my DVD along side Mewes and O'Halloran. Another time I guess.

We stopped for the night somewhere near Strasburg, Virginia. To tell the truth, we were a bit freaked out for awhile. It had been windy the whole trip, the truck was being knocked around quite a bit. Once we were parked, we really felt the gusts. A couple of times the back of the truck really started to sway. We double checked the weather to make sure there weren't any storms coming through. It looked clear, but it got COLD. I could see my breath laying back there. Luckily, my sleeping bag is really warm. I slept with a knit cap, my hoodie, two blankets and my sleeping bag. I just made a cocoon and curled into a ball. Slept well.

This morning we got to a late start. Gabe's phone died so the alarm didn't go off. We're not even in Knoxville yet. But we're making decent time.

My New York Soundtrack

1. Judy is a Punk - The Ramones
2. Subway Train - New York Dolls
3. Gloria - Patti Smith
4. See No Evil - Television
5. Blank Generation - Richard Hell & The Voidoids
6. I'm Waiting for My Man - The Velevet Underground
7. Two Tub Man - The Dictators
8. Sonic Reducer - The Dead Boys
9. X Offender - Blondie
10. What A Wonderful World - Joey Ramone

Joey Ramone Place Vlog

Joey Ramone Place

Last night we had a one man watching party here in Queens. Another one of Gabe's fraternity brothers came over and we showed him GREEN EYED MONSTER.

Mario was a cool guy. A big horror fan. We talked for a bit then walked down to a pizza place down the block and he treated us to a couple of slices. He told us a few horror stories about moving to New York, but also about meeting some really good people.

We interviewed him a bit after the movie.

Today we got on the subway for the first time. My friend Karina suggested we use Hop Spot to work it out. We walked a few blocks down and hopped on the M train and took it all the way to the Bowery. A few minutes later we were at the corner of Bowery and Joey Ramone Place. It's just a corner to some people, but to Ramones fans it's one of the only tributes to the legendary front man. I've been wanting to go there since we arrived in New York. I talk more about in my VLOG. Yes, finally a new vlog. (I'll have to post it later. YouTube is doing updates so I can't upload it yet.)

We ate lunch at a place called Agozar, a Cuban bistro. It was right there on the corner. It was pretty good. We walked in right at 5PM so took advantage of their 2 for 1 specials. We had mini Cuban sandwiches, empanadas, and what looked like little chicken drumsticks, but with meat only at the tip.

From there we took the F train to 42nd Street. We just walked up and down and across Broadway, taking in all the sights and sounds. Time flew by.

We had to get back on the M train before 8:40PM since that's when it stops running in the Bowery. We got to the station at 8:20PM and the M train just sped by and honked. It decided to call it quits early. We didn't really know what to do next so we just jumped on J train since it was in the same station. It looked like it was hitting all the same stations as the M, but once we passed a certain point we knew we should have jumped off earlier. We were headed towards Jamaica Queens. So we got off and asked for directions. We went back two stops and changed trains. We got back on the M and got back "home."

It really wasn't that bad. I can see that once you figure it out and know what trains go where, it's not a bad mode of transportation.

Tomorrow we leave NY and head south. We've been talking about going to Highlands, NJ to visit the Quick Stop where CLERKS was shot, and/or going to Red Bank, NJ to visit the comic book shop. We'll have to see.

Side Note:

We've been asked about the truck and how the advertising has been going. The truck actually gets a lot of attention. I've brought along a small photo album of some of the events from Texas which includes pics of the truck. I put it out on the table at Monster Mania and we used it to show people what we were driving across the country in. More than a few people would tell us that they saw the truck in the parking lot. One guy even told us that he called his boss immediately and told him to look up the website on the side (not sure if it was Viral Street, Triangle Woman, or one of the other sponsors). In fact, the other day, I was climbing in and out of the back getting some supplies when a couple of guys standing on the sidewalk yelled up at me: "Hey! How do I make 400K?"

Not sure how the blogs and video logs are going. I'm getting a decent amount of hits here. It's growing for sure. The vlogs seem to remain consistent. I only break past a certain point if the vlog is from one of the conventions.

We have been making a lot of contacts, especially at the conventions, so we'll have to see if any of those pan out.

There have been some recent opportunities for more exposure, but it's still too soon to really talk about it. Hopefully we'll have some big-ish news soon.

Hell Gate

Sunday night was the screening of GREEN EYED MONSTER at the Hell Gate Social in New York.

We left Monster Mania a couple of hours early to get back to Queens in time to get ready and head to the lounge. We made it in record time, but lost the time we gained looking for a damn parking spot. We just had a few minutes to freshen up and figure out how we were going to get to the lounge.

We originally planned on taking the trains there, but when I looked it up, I found out it was going to take four or five transfers and an hour and a half at least. The place is only 5-6 miles away! It was less than an hour til showtime, so we decided to drive. It took 20 minutes.

We found the place rather easily. I did have trouble finding the door though. It's a black facade, all flat, so I didn't see an entrance. There was a door with the address above it, but it was locked and it didn't look like the right door. I finally called the place and they pointed me towards a handle in the middle of the black paneling.

The place itself was pretty cool. Dark with candle lighting and red highlights. We met one of the owners, George, and one of the bartenders, Tamara. Both were really cool.

There was only one guy there when we arrived, and he didn't look like he was there for the show.

We held start time for awhile, hoping more people would show up. One of Gabriel's frat brothers, Tony, arrived soon, and my friend Karina and her friend Bob shortly thereafter.

We started the screening a little after 9PM. It went well. Karina, Bob, and I sat on some couches by the screen while Gabe and Tony stayed at the bar.

After the screening, Karina had to take off rather quickly. She had to work in the morning. But we did get to chat a bit and it was really great to see her.

All in all, it wasn't that bad.

We called a car service this morning to run an errand. Note: Our driver was awesome. He was a big National Geographic/Discovery Channel guy and so he was telling us all this stuff about New York and the facts and fiction of the Bible. He was cool.

We came back, found a great parking spot, moved the truck, and walked to a deli and grabbed a couple of hero sandwiches. We also went to a Polish bakery that had a "Grand Opening" sign on it. The young guy working there, seemed like it was his place, was just beaming. His eyes were just bright, I don't know how to explain it. It was just like he was living his American dream, and he was the happiest person I'd ever seen. We picked up a piece of cheese cake and a Polish doughnut and some free coffee. Made it back here, ate, and went back to sleep.

Throughout the day we just napped and watched horror movies. We just needed the rest.

I showed Gabe "MY DATE WITH DREW" since we're thinking of ways to improve our documentary. I mean, we didn't record anything at the Hell Gate Social. It would have been good stuff. So we brainstormed and came up with some ideas.

Today, we're planning on venturing into the city and checking out a few places. I really want to go to Joey Ramone Place and take a picture there. I know Gabe wants to go to Central Park. Hopefully, we can do both.

The Rowdy One

I had to blog about this before the euphoria wore off.

I just got back from meeting three guest stars here at Monster Mania.

I first got in line to meet Jason Mewes, "Jay" from Jay and Silent Bob of CLERKS, MALLRATS, etc. His line was pretty long, but moved fast. It was his third day here and he looked a bit under the weather. He was still very nice to everyone. Behind him, he had his name printed on a sheet of paper, but he or someone else had drawn a penis under it with "loves" written and an arrow pointing towards it. And on his table he had a sign that read: "If you want a picture, just sit the fuck down" with an arrow pointing to an empty seat next to him.

He signed my copy of CLERKS and I got my photo with him. Told him I was from Texas and that New Jersey has been good to me. He thought it was cool that we drove the whole way here.

After that I met Brian O'Halloran who played "Dante" in CLERKS & CLERKS 2. He was really cool. Very nice. This is his first convention.

Now, here's the thing: I have a very strict budget while on this tour (refer to my experience with NOES 3 cast member). So I can really only afford to get 2 or 3 autographs per convention. But that's at the $20 price tag. Here, like I said, it's $25. I could justify, in my head, the $50 I spent at Fear Fest on Robert Englund and Heather Langenkamp, and I could justify $60 for three autographs, but $75 for three? I just couldn't rationalize it.

So as much as I would have loved to also get Rowdy Roddy Piper's autograph, I had decided that while they're both here, and I have my CLERKS DVD on me, I would get them this time and hope to meet The Hot Rod another time. BUT what I didn't know was that Brian O'Halloran was only charging $10 to sign something you brought. I had no idea. I even laid the $25 down on the table and he told me the correct price. I jumped for joy in my brain at that moment because I knew that I might be able to afford to meet Piper this time around too.

I went to his table and discovered that it was $25 for an autographed 8X10 and an additional $10 for a personal photo. I opted for the autograph. Mostly because I never really like the photos I take with people and I wanted to have something to frame. Well, as soon as I got up there I turned into a little kid again. If you're not into wrestling, you're not going to understand, but I'll try and explain.

I started watching wrestling when I was really young. Roughly between WrestleMania 3 and 4. And there's been hardly any time in my life when wrestling wasn't a part of it. So, I am more likely to be in awe of wrestlers than any other type of celebrity. And Roddy Piper is a certified LEGEND. I was just thrilled to shake his hand.

I mumbled and said something like: "I had to meet you. I'm a movie guy, but wrestling came first." I also said something along the lines of: "You're one of the few people that I truly wanted to meet in my life." Or some variation of that. It's kind of a blur. But that's not hyperbole. At that very moment, I realized that I needed to meet that man. And I'm so happy I did.

Best part: He was the sweetest guy in the world! He was leaving in about 30 minutes, but didn't seem rushed. He shook my hand asked me where I was from. When I told him I was from Texas he asked if everyone back home was in good health. I mean... It was awesome. I don't need a photo with him, I will never forget meeting him ever.

Joisey

Man... I barely know what time it is I'm so worn out. But things here in New Jersey have been great so far. But lets jump back to New York for a sec.

Gabe and I were once again on couches for the night. This time he got the big couch and I got the little couch. I had no idea how I was going to sleep. My legs hung over the side from the knees down. But I took a half dose of NyQuil (still not feeling too hot) and passed right out.

In the morning, Gabe got up early(ish) to move the truck since a sign said there was no parking there after 11:30AM. He was gone or a long time driving around looking for a place where you could ACTUALLY park. He finally found a spot that said "NO PARKING 11:30AM - 12:30PM THURS".

We finished getting ready and headed for the truck. There was a parking ticket waiting for us on the windshield. Turned out he parked on the other side of the street where it was no parking during that time on FRIDAYS. So, yay, there.

It took us longer than we thought to get to Cherry Hill, NJ from Queens. It didn't help that we got lost again once we got there. So we arrived at the hotel around 4:30PM.

Set-up was easy, and the crowd was manageable for a Friday night. We sold a decent amount of copies, more than our whole Fear Fest weekend actually.

Only thing that kinda sucked was that here the autographs are $25 instead of $20. So I don't think I'll be getting everyone that I wanted to.

We've met lots of cool people here. Got nothing but great things to say about NJ.

We had to make another big decision last night: Drive back to Queens (it's far and the tolls are killing us), get a motel (not cheap around here), sleep in the truck in the hotel parking lot (close, but no access to rest rooms or coffee), or a truck stop (not as far as Queens, but still about 20 miles away). We opted for the truck stop and hoped that it wouldn't get too cold that night.

We rented a "self-destructing" copy of "Hatchet" at the truck stop and watched it as we set up for the night. With the new locks, we felt safer this time around. But really, we always play it smart and park in well-lit, populated, and exposed areas of the truck stops.

It did get pretty cold, but we anticipated it and took out some extra blankets.

We overslept this morning and didn't get back until 10AM (we got lost again too). That's not that bad really. Early is 9AM, 10AM is on time. But today, unlike yesterday, the place was packed. The whole lot was full and there was a line of people wrapped around the hotel waiting to get in. Gabe had to drop me off on the side so I could set up the table while he found a spot.

I got things ready and sold a few DVDs before he showed up. He was gone for maybe half an hour. The only place he could find was about a mile away. He decided to just drive around the parking lot waiting for someone to leave.

Once they let everyone in, it became a madhouse. I knew there was no way I was going to even try and get anything signed today. Hopefully, no one will bail for Sunday.

I didn't mention it yesterday, but we're next to a couple of cool vendors. On our right are a local clothing store called Sourpuss Clothing. They have a lot of horror and punk themed items. And just behind us are the guys from Wicked Pixel. They're selling their own movies. We met there publicist; nice guy. We've also run into people that work for Fangoria Magazine, Film Threat, and Horror Hound.

...It's 8 hours later. I had to stop because a drunk guy started asking me questions. He was close to getting his ass beat. Not by me, but a guy next to me. He said some shit to his daughter (a little girl), but don't think the dad heard him. If he had though...

Rest of the day went as well as before. It's kind of a blur, there were lots of people. We even had a repeat customer who wanted to buy another copy for his friend.

Oh, apparently Corey Haim made a surprise visit and joined Corey Feldman for the screening of "The Lost Boys." Didn't see either of them. Didn't get to see Bruce Campbell either. It's such a huge event, everything is spread apart and the vendors are in a room to themselves. But that's good for us, I guess. People in the vendor room are looking to buy stuff.

Gabe's friend showed up at the end of the day to pick us up. He was like a pitchman. He was handing out flyers and stopping people and telling them about the movie. He made two or three sales in like 20 minutes.

We decided to come back to Queens tonight. We'll probably regret it when we have to be on the road at 6AM.

Kinda homesick today. My sis came into (home)town and so did my gf's family. Wish I could have been there.

Tomorrow's the screening in Queens at the Hell's Gate Social. Looking forward to it. Think we're going to have a good crowd.

Sorry there haven't been any new vlogs in a couple of days. Lately, when we're not working, we just crash. I'll see if I can't put something up tonight or tomorrow.

All for now.

Welcome to New York, Bitch!

Look at my Twitter... go ahead. I'll wait...

All right, if you want to know the story, you've got read the blog.

I woke up at 7:30AM this morning and got in a quick workout before enjoying my free continental breakfast of Frosted Flakes and a mini muffin.

Gabriel was still asleep when I got in the shower, but was up and working when I got out. We had planned to leave at least by 9AM, but Gabriel wanted to work on some paperwork that otherwise he wouldn't be able to work on until after MonsterMania. So we stayed until checkout time at 11AM.

Once we hit the road, we only stopped twice. Once to get gas, and the second time to get gas and pick up some lunch for the road.

Getting to New Jersey was cool. The toll booth guy had a thick accent which I loved: "Hey, howzzit goin'?"

Even hitting the Lincoln Tunnel was cool, and when we popped out on 42nd Street and drove passed Broadway and Park Avenue, I have to say I got excited. I shot a lot of footage of all the craziness. Seeing all the billboards and stores and cinemas and people... it was fun.

Then it happened.

We had to get to the Midtown Tunnel. We saw signs that said TURN LEFT to enter. But as soon as we started turning, I noticed that there were two lanes: one for cars and one for trucks and buses. But it was too late to turn that big mother over the THREE FEET to the right in order to get in the correct lane.

As soon as we turned in, a cop on foot flagged us down. He was motioning for us to stop. Gabe, knowing the weight of the truck and the blind spots, went into a controlled slow stop. Well, the cop didn't see it that way. He charged us and yelled at Gabe: "What the fuck are you doing?! You don't fuckin' see me?!." He told us to move over to the side by a wall. Honestly, there was a PATH for wayward trucks to pass through in case they went the wrong way. This cop was just pissed because Gabe didn't stop fast enough.

He yelled at Gabe some more and accused him of almost running him over. Gabe explained that he was just stopping slowly because he couldn't tell if anyone was following close behind him. "You think I give a fuck about the car behind you?" Was the cop's reply. It was ridiculous. But we played like gentlemen and let him say whatever he wanted to say. Then he told Gabe he wanted to search the back of the truck. Gabe said sure, but told the cop that there wasn't a door and the only way in was the hatch. He got pissed at that! It's like we didn't build the thing! He told us to wait. And wait we did, for nearly half an hour. Gabe asked me how long I thought they'd keep us there. I told him flat out that their job tonight is to just stand there anyway. They could keep us sitting there as long as they wanted. The cop finally came back and asked to see my ID. I gave it to him and he approved. He gave Gabe a ticket for "ignoring" the five signs that told him the correct lane to enter. He then told us that we had to switch places and I had to drive. Not sure why, but we didn't question it. We just wanted to get out of there.

Our next mistake came when we exited the Midtown Tunnel. Since I thought they were going to search the truck, I packed up all my stuff so it would be easier to get out. I was navigating on my laptop with my wireless signal on Google Maps before we got pulled over, but we didn't have time to boot it up again before we reached the next toll both. We asked the guy there and he told us to get on the L.I.E and where to exit. Only problem was that when we pulled out, there was no sign that said L.I.E. It wasn't until we went the wrong way that we saw another sign in the distance that said L.I.E.

So we drove around a, lets say, questionable neighborhood, trying to get back to where we were. We finally did and I missed it again! We looped around, and luckily made it on this time. We had three sets of directions going by this time. And again, we missed the easiest route because the signs on the road aren't named the same as in Google. So we called Gabe's friend who told us to exit Queens Blvd. After a few miles, we saw it... it was CLOSED. We spent the next hour trying to find another way to get here. There are just so many One Way streets and Dead Ends, it felt like we'd never find the place.

Once we got here we just vented as we retold the story to Gabe's friend. We settled down with some cold pizza and even colder beer. We feel better. Got it out of our systems. But it was just a suck-ass way to start off my first trip to New York. I mean, I truly was excited when we entered the city and that just quickly faded. But tomorrow is another day. I'm looking forward to the convention and meeting a few more people. We have high hopes as far as promoting and selling.

It's ironic how I was most worried about lingering in small southern towns, but it was in a big metropolitan city where we've had our only trouble. Here's to a better tomorrow.

Reminiscing

Okay, I lied. Flash was acting up last night and I didn't know it, the connection was fine. So here's a new video log.

Just To Be The Man Who Walked 1000 Miles

Okay, we drove, and it's been 1,001 miles. Still...

I'm writing this from a cheapo motel in Bristol, Virginia. We probably could have gone as far as Roanoke, but decided to wrap-up early and get some much needed blogging done.

Unfortunately, even with Wi-Fi, the connection here is too slow for uploading videos. I can't even open my YouTube page. So pictures will have to be enough until we get to New Jersey.

First let me elaborate on some stuff I only touched on earlier.

When we got to West Memphis last night, we drove around looking for the most secure looking truck stop we could find. Finally found a place that had a store that was open 24/7 and was near a major highway. Very well lit too. We parked in a visible area and arranged the cargo area for sleeping. It wasn't an easy task. There are boxes and boxes of DVDs, posters, and other promo items. Not to mention the stuff we brought. We had to stack every really high on two sides leaving just enough from for two sleeping bags. As it turned out, my height is the exact length of the floor, but with a few things in the way, I pretty much had to sleep in the fetal position. I think Gabe got the best spot between me and some boxes. I was right up against the side of the truck which is metal which conducted the cold from outside very, very well. It really wasn't that bad. I brought my thick ol' Mexican blanket (you know, the two-tone ones that have some sort of animal on them) which kept me quite warm.

The truck stop itself was an interesting place. I took this pic from the door of the men's room stall. I have no idea what it means, but it's different from what you usually find scribbled on a bathroom wall. You can also buy clubs there. Not golf clubs, but beat-you-over-the-head clubs. We thought of buying one, but they were a bit pricey at $15. So Gabe just bought a pocket knife for $5. We also picked up a 6-pack of beer for the night.

I had asked Gabe before if the hatched locked from the inside and he told me it did. He did NOT however tell me that by lock he meant ghettofy the latch with wire and and a screwdriver. I should have bought one of those clubs.

The back of the truck has two vents on top to let out heat and let fresh air in. We had them open for awhile, but I knew it was going to get cold that night so I closed them. Good thing too. It was freezing this morning. I woke up with a sore throat, so I worried I caught a cold. But I'm rather certain now it's just allergies or something.

We had coffee and breakfast at the Wendy's inside the truck stop. That was after washing up in in the bathroom sinks of course. It cost ten bucks a piece to use the showers. Since we were just driving all day, it seemed best to save the money and use it for the motel. Good thing my gf packed me some Axe Bodyspray, and her mom gave us an air freshener for the cab.

I have to mention that so far, everywhere we've been, we've met some very nice people. This morning, a young lady working the coffee station at the truck stop told me about all different blends they had and even let me taste them all. I told her about the trip and the movie. She seemed into it.

We drove straight through to Nashville, TN. Stopped for lunch at Jack In A Box and splurged on 99 cent food items. It's funny, sometimes I really crave a hamburger, I usually try and stick to grilled chicken sandwiches, but it's always a mistake to get one. Even as I was eating it, I thought "This is going to make me sick." And it kinda did. Luckily, my gf also packed us a first aid kit that included Mylanta.

I got my first chance to drive the Green Eyed Monster Truck from Nashville to Knoxville. It only took a few minutes to get used to the weight of the truck moving around. It's really only city driving that's a bit tricky. Of course the video camera battery died just as soon as we reached some really beautiful stretches of countryside. We discussed rigging up the camera to the rear view mirror (can't see anything out of it anyway) so we can just record ourselves talking. Oh, and of course as soon as I type that we've been talking the whole time with no dead air, we run out of shit to talk about.

In Knoxville, we stopped at a Walmart and picked up a few things including a REAL lock for the hatch, some energy drinks, and a gas cap (we lost it in Austin).

Gabe took over driving again and got us to our current stale-smelling motel room. At least we get to sleep in beds, get cleaned up, and have some free continental breakfast in the morning. Only 400 plus miles to go 'til Monster Mania. Hopefully we can wake up early tomorrow. We crossed into the Eastern Time Zone today, and with less than a week removed from Daylight Savings Time, it feels like we're two hours behind... or ahead.